Desal H2O!!!!

Hurray!!! We Piggys of Singapore has a new water source: Desalinated water!!! THis new water source is very important for us Singaporean Piggys cause this means we are not going to be so dependent of water on Malaysia our nice neighbour. We want to allow them to enjoy their own water for their very ownselves! We Singapore has reservior water, NEWater, and now, Desal water!!! Jurong Piggys going to be the first to get the Desal H2O.
And Piggys who got bitten by the nasty mosquitos please don't be sad. Hold yourself together and the dengue would just go away. Every pig has its day and its going to be your day! So raise those trotters and be positive!
Piggys whos got AIDS, don't be pessimistic about your life. There's still many years to go! Though you cannot make love with that lovely piggy that you always wanted to ever again, you can still make a difference in the Piggy World. Do a good deed or two, and make those evil piggys count! Live life to the fullest, as far as the trotters can go, that's the spirit!
That's what being a piggy is about: positive input and positive output.